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letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.4; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 1em 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #007600; font-family: 'Lato','HelveticaNeue','Helvetica Neue',sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\" color=\"#007600\" face='\"Lato\",\"HelveticaNeue\",\"Helvetica Neue\",sans-serif'\u003eVinyl lined\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":30616228397091,"sku":"516054","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0267\/1129\/3987\/products\/i_like_mascara_bag_1024x1024_2x_9d1c1f96-2b6d-4043-be20-d09874ec5d02.jpg?v=1570934555"},{"product_id":"here-drinky-drinky-hangtight-towel","title":"Here Drinky Drinky - Hangtight Towel","description":"\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; color: #000000; font-family: \u0026amp;quot; 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font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.5; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display: inline !important; float: none; background-color: #fefefe; color: #222222; font-family: 'Open Sans',sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 300; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; color: #000000; font-family: \u0026amp;quot; open sans\u0026amp;quot;,sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.4; orphans: 2; text-align: left; 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box-sizing: border-box; color: #000000; cursor: text; display: inline; float: none; font-family: \u0026amp;quot; open sans\u0026amp;quot;,sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.5; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #222222; display: inline; float: none; font-family: \u0026amp;quot; open sans\u0026amp;quot;,sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 300; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display: inline !important; float: none; background-color: #fefefe; color: #222222; font-family: 'Open Sans',sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 300; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; color: #000000; font-family: \u0026amp;quot; open sans\u0026amp;quot;,sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.4; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 1em 0px;\"\u003eHas a loop to hang it from the stove bar.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":30616258838563,"sku":"115112","price":7.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0267\/1129\/3987\/products\/he_sees_square_flour_sacks_1024x1024_2x_01d90812-4006-4a22-bace-f50830df8761.jpg?v=1570935163"},{"product_id":"zero-fuckss-given-council-charter-member-ribbon","title":"Zero Fucks's Given Council Charter Member - Ribbon","description":"\u003cp\u003eZero fucks given.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":30616312840227,"sku":"617510","price":2.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0267\/1129\/3987\/products\/0_fucks_given_FAIRE_TwistedTag_Template_1024x1024_2x_3cff74d9-cdb8-41ab-8a53-e561d4f860b1.jpg?v=1570936138"},{"product_id":"wine-bottle-recyclers-club-most-generous-donor-ribbon","title":"Wine Bottle Recyclers Club Most Generous Donor - Ribbon","description":"Wine Bottle Recyclers Club. 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font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.4; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 1em 0px;\"\u003ePocket design so you dont burn your hands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"display: inline !important; float: none; background-color: #ffffff; color: #000000; cursor: text; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.5; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #000000; font-family: \u0026amp;quot; helvetica neue\u0026amp;quot;,helvetica,arial,sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; 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