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Breakup card - Sorry about your breakup
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Breakup/divorce card - Can you believe you used to..
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Vasectomy card - Congrats on not being able to have..
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Congratulations on getting a divorce
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Graduation card - Congrats you intelligent bastard
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Retirement card - Can I have you desk?
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Happy retirement. Don't Come Back!
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Now you don't have to pretend to like..
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Congratulations on your first marriage
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To my brother from another mother
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You're my favorite human to work...
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Your cough is gross card
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I love we don't have to hold our farts
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Magnet-I child-proofed my house but they still get in.
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Magnet-Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
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Magnet: I'm sorry I called you an asshole.
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Magnet-It's not really hoarding if you have cool stuff
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Button-God knows when you don't tip.
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Lapel Pin/Buttons: Sometimes I wrestle with my demons.
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Magnet: Who says this job is stressful?
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Magnet-Science!
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Magnet-Hey, train wreck, this isn't your station
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Magnet-Fuck you - I got my reasons! (chicken crossing road)
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Magnet-I missed you. Just kidding. I threw up on your pillow
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